The first night I got to Ottawa my boyfriend took me for a late fancy tapas dinner, because he’s nice and because he just got his first legal paycheque, and so we were walking back to his place through the “nightlife district” such as it is. We squeezed by some drunk university kids and this one dude just yelled really loud as we were walking away “FUCK YOU, BUSINESSMAN BITCH.”
This is funny because a) boyfriend’s been working at his office job for less than a month, b) he’s actually the opposite of a businessman bitch since his job is basically to protect dumb college kids’ right to download music, and c) we pretty much just thought it was funny.
It’s weird being mistaken for real adults.
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