The subtle spring freak!!!! I scream!!! Take notes. I have been obsessed with this agenda for months. Let us break down this manifesto:
The foil: You want to use
never leave home without it
obviously the (correct) impulse is to be like LOLLLLLLLL SALINGER YATES CHEEVER GOD COULD U BE MORE PREDICTABLE but, like, I love reading all those...
goals: have so many favorite underwears that i don’t have to deliberate whether today is a day worth spending a favorite underwear on
I’m not going to cry all the time
nor shall I laugh all the time,
I don’t prefer one “strain” to another.
I’d have the immediacy of a bad movie,